We were going to bottle a batch of beer, and were running short on 12 oz. bottles. So we decided to taste all the homebrew we have hanging around (including some of questionable quality), and decide if there were any bottles we could free up — that is, if any of them were so bad we’d never drink them.
We started with our sours — five batches of saison fermented in 1 gallon glass growlers for a year, with various souring agents and a small honeycomb of oak for them to live on:
- 17a (plain saison): this tasted fine, with more oak than we expected, but was almost completely flat. Decision: borderline (would drink if we can carbonate it somehow).
- 17b (Brett. bruxellensis): also fine, with good Brett character, but also terribly undercarbed. Decision: borderline.
- 17c (Lactobacillus): terrible and acrid. Decision: drainpour.
- 17d (Brett. & Lacto): sweet and cloying. Decision: drainpour.
- 17e (White Labs Sour Mix): very nice, but completely flat. Decision: borderline.
We then moved on to our last batch of cysers/meads — again, small batches fermented in 1 gallon glass growlers, with four different kinds of honey:
- 16a (Cross Creek Tupelo honey): sweet, rich, and completely flat. Luckily still mead is a thing (not the thing we were trying to make, but sometimes you have to be flexible). Decision: keep.
- 16b (Cross Creek Everglades honey): very nice, but with a little bit of off flavor. Decision: borderline.
- 16c (Uncle John wildflower honey): lots of dark honey, oaky. Decision: keep.
- 16d (Uncle John’s clover honey): light, with tons of honey character, best of the tasting. Decision: keep.
I’m left with an appreciation of how hard mead and sour beer are to get right. Of the two, the mead definitely turned out better, with even the worst batch being tolerable. By contrast, the sours with Lactobacillus are foul and undrinkable — it was easy to dump those to free up some extra bottles. But the other sours were fine, other than being flat. So we’re thinking about trying to force-carbonate them, either by decanting the remaining bottles into a keg, or using our Sodastream.



