Category Archives: knitting

Pointy Elf Hat

Miss L commented in passing that she really liked Mr. C’s red elf hat (which he longer wants to wear, alas) and would like one herself, preferably in blue or green. Luckily, I still have a print out of the pattern I used – this saved me the trouble of finding a new pattern online, thinking it was the old one, realizing it was wrong, looking again, and so on. Plus, and this is the bonus part, I found a yarn that is a mix of blue AND green!

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This hat is knitted flat and then sewn up the back. Honestly, my knitting is better than my sewing, and so in hindsight I might have been better off with a new pattern than was knit-only.

THE sweater (done!)

After way too many months, a whole lot of beer and a soupçon of profanity, the husband sweater is finally done! Drum roll, please…

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It seems so simple now… still not sure what took me so long. Though, I will say that there were a couple points that held me up because I was nervous about dealing with them – in particular I procrastinated forever before I finally worked up the courage to tackle button holes, and then I ended up knitting about twenty holes to get the five finalists you see above. (Button holes provoke so many questions for me: How do you get them evenly spaced? How do you prevent that weird stray stitch cutting through the middle? How can knitting empty space be SO IMPOSSIBLY HARD? Why couldn’t Redbeard have asked for a zipper?) But, more than that – the pattern also spooked me a few times. It was supposedly for beginners, and really good in some ways. But, I guess I am too beginner for even beginner status, because it would also throw out strange, uninterpretable instructions, too. With a scarf or hat, I would just roll with it – because honestly, how bad can it go wrong with a scarf or a hat? But, in the high stakes world of sweater knitting, where I might not even understand how badly I’d screwed up until I went to sew it all together? Not able to just bull ahead.

In fact, for the sleeves – I actually rewrote all of instructions into something comprehensible for me. That way, I only had to divine the meaning of the instructions *once* – with coffee in hand – and translate them into something a mere pre-beginner like me could understand, even when drinking beer instead of coffee several hours later.

But, all worth it in the end! In fact, there must be something wrong with my brain, because I hadn’t even finished sewing on the last button before I started thinking about what sort of sweater I’d like to knit next…

 

Why sweaters are bad

“Don’t knit sweaters for significant others,” they say.

“They’re cursed,” they say.

I ignored this sage advice because I was pretty sure that, unlike the fabled Boyfriend sweater (in which the boyfriend is no more by the time the sweater is finished), Redbeard would still be around once I finished The Husband Sweater. However, I was not prepared for this sweater to suck all of the air out of the knitting room. It’s been quite awhile since the last knitting post. I have been “working” on this sweater this entire time. No other projects. Because, if I’m knitting, my guilt tells me that I should be knitting on the Husband Sweater. Spinning? Oh, no-  Must. Knit. Husband. Sweater. Felt projects? Husband. Sweater.

It’s a cardigan, and I’m sure I will love it *once it is done*. Right now? Not so much. The back, both sides and four inches of one sleeve are done. My goal is to finish it this summer no matter what, just so I can work on all the other projects I want to do.

And I will blog the heck out of it once I vanquish this terrible beast finish this fantastic sweater…

Baby blanket

IMG_2669New discovery: Baby yarn is unspeakably sweet and soft. If only there were some way to keep it from growing up into rebellious and moody teenager yarn.

I didn’t use a pattern for this, just bought two skeins and knit until it looked big enough (well, and really, really needed to give it to the recipient). A nice, easy knit 3- purl 3 checkerboard pattern with a knit 3 garter stitch border. I like how the texture came out quite a bit, and because I tend to knit tightly, I sized up a needle. This gave the blanket a really nice drape!

Two kids’ knitting projects, old and new

I did two projects recently for the children of the family whose house we stayed in in the Netherlands. The daughter is 6 and the son is (I think) 4.

For the daughter, I made this pink and orange headband (modeled by my son on the promise that I was not taking a IMG_2677picture of HIM, just the headband. He didn’t ask why I wanted a picture of just a headband. What a strange age we live in.) I did have a pattern, though mostly ended up winging it once I realized that the pattern wasn’t working for me. This was knitted flat and then sewn together. In hindsight, I think I should’ve knit it in the round instead. You can’t see it in the picture, and hopefully it will be covered by hair during normal use, but the sewn join is not so great. I’m just not good at sewing yarn. I am good, or at least getting better, at sewing felt, though – which is how I made the flower accent. The pattern called for crocheting the flower (knitting and crocheting in a single pattern, surely the first sign of the apocalypse), but I haven’t found time to learn how to crochet yet.

Speaking of yarn, though, I love the yarn I used, and want to go out and buy a bunch more in colorways that are more my own style. (It’s Natural Ewe in “Tiger Lily”.)

For the son, I decided to play it safe and knit another alligator scarf. My own son loves his, and it is certainly an appropriate reminder of their stay here in Florida. For this I used Berroco’s Comfort yarn, which I like well enough, though I find it is a little slippery to work with.

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A very nearly Christmas ruffle scarf

My daughter has been wanting a ruffle scarf since the very first one I made. Yet, for some reason I kept knitting her other scarves. In hindsight, I think we are both somewhat mystified by this perverse reaction on my part. I have no defense.

So, in keeping with the fine tradition of my forefathers. Er, foremothers. Er, mother. Where was I? Oh, yes – in keeping with the fine Christmas tradition of giving a half-completed knitting project as a gift, I made my daughter a ruffle scarf. At last. And the important part is that it was finished before the end of Christmas Day, Eastern Standard Time. Actually, the important part is that my daughter appears to LOVE it. Score one for mom, only a year and a half late.

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Coded Scarf

I have found a way to roll my nerdy, knitty ways into one single project, the Coded Scarf:

This is a scarf that is knit length-wise, and was a joint project design between Redbeard and I. Obviously knitty, but what about nerdy? The stripes in this scarf spell out Redbeard’s “real world” name in a simple, geeky code: Binary-encoded unicode. If those words only ring quiet bells, read the next paragraph (otherwise skip to the next one):

Everyone knows that computers really only deal in numbers, and this means letters and other characters, too. All characters are actually numbers to the computer, and over the years there have been many different mappings between characters and numbers. (These pile up and part of Redbeard’s day job is detangling the knots that this can sometimes create.)  The current standard is called unicode, but even within unicode there are different flavors (i.e. different ways to match characters to numbers).

Basically, we took the four letters of his name and got the unicode (UTF-8) numbers for them. Then, we just converted those numbers into binary. Then, I translated that into yarn by making the zeros light gray and the ones dark grey. Each digit (0 or 1) was given two rows in order to have each one have a ridge.

Here’s the pattern, in case you’d like a secret message scarf, too.

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One 50g skein dark yarn – fingering weight (I used Regia 4-fädig)
One 50g skein light yarn – fingering weight
(This was just enough yarn for Redbeard’s four-letter name, so you will want to have more if you want a longer name.)

Size 2 needles (circular, long enough to hold the scarf)

First, go to Redbeard’s letter-to-binary generator – Use this first to get your 0’s and 1’s. He’s added a visualization that assumes a light color for 0’s and a dark for 1’s, so you can play around with different words and names and find what you like the look of. This particular pattern is going to work best for short words/names, between 3 and 5, maybe 6 if you really like wide scarves. We’re planning to design a project for longer names next, so all you Gwendolyns and Maximillians out there, we’re on to you next (if you’re too mature for Gwen and Max, that is).

Let’s say that you type in “hi” into Redbeard’s generator. That should give you a sequence of 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1. You will then take that sequence and do the following:

Cast on the number of stitches that you need to get the scarf length that you want in the light yarn (0 = light yarn).

Knit 2 rows of light yarn (one ridge)
Knit 4 rows of dark yarn (two ridges)
Knit 2 rows of light yarn (one ridge)
Knit 2 rows of dark yarn (one ridge)
Knit 8 rows of light yarn (four ridges)
Knit 4 rows of dark yarn (two ridges)
Knit 2 rows of light yarn (one ridge)
Knit 2 rows of dark yarn (one ridge)
Knit 4 rows of light yarn (two ridges)
Knit 2 rows of dark yarn (one ridge)

Finally, bind off using the dark yarn.

That’s it! You would now have a scarf that says hi, secretly.

 

Getting ready to move

Quick knitting update: I’m working on a lightweight scarf for Redbeard that combines my love of knitting, numbers and codes. But, I have gotten stalled out about 3/4 of the way through with all the packing and cleaning we’re doing to get ready to move back to the US.

Speaking of packing, I just entrusted the good folks at the local post office with lots and lots of these:
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These are fat quarters (always loved that name) that use traditional Dutch patterns. I found them at a fantastic local quilting store – I spent way, way too much money in this place! But, it inspired me to make my daughter a new “grown-up” (i.e. twin-sized) quilt and to replace the baby quilt for my son that we LOST with a bigger quilt (maybe also twin-sized, we’ll see how overambitious I’m feeling).

Sunny summer wrap

Just for a moment I’m pretending that I won’t be going back a hot, swampy mess in Florida, and so I’m going to call my newest project a “summer” wrap. Also, it’s made with Rowan’s Summer Tweed, so that helps me keep up the illusion.

It’s a Lintilla wrap/scarf, much bigger because I used a heavy yarn and appropriately larger needles. It is a little narrower than I thought it would be, but I love the pattern and plan to use it again as soon as I can get my hands on a beautiful (and lighter!) yarn.

Lots of lessons in this pattern – I learned how to do partial rows with “wrap and turn” along with picking up the wrapped yarn. I have to confess that despite doing this about a thousand times, I still don’t get why you can’t just turn yourself around and stitch back the way to came. Maybe it reinforces the stitches at the turn? Avoids a hole? I think I’m going to have to try a test patch without the wrapping and turning just to see what happens. In the meantime, I’m planning to wear this with a pretty sundress here in the Netherlands, and then probably put it away until December when we move back to Florida. “Summer” indeed.